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Down with pants, up with telecommuting

I hate wearing pants. They’re uncomfortable and restrictive, the waist too snug, the legs too itchy. And they deny people their inalienable right to see my calves, which I consider two of my best features.

Ask Rex Huppke: I Just Work Here

November 6, 2011

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