In a Tuesday appearance on "Conan," the always-unpredictable Oscar nominee said Uncle Jesse was the one celebrity who completely blew her mind. She bumped into him at a party and could not stop staring at his behind.
"He was at a party and I turned into the most perverted guy," Lawrence said. "I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass. I lost my mind when I met him — and I didn't want to meet him because it's not good when I meet people who I really idolize. It's just never good — and so I was avoiding him, but then my friends brought him over because my friends are jerks and I started really freaking out and he asked me if I was on mushrooms and I was like, 'No. I'm dead sober. This is just me.'"
And a few celebs were watching the show that night, taking notes...
"i envy myself!" Stamos responded, adding, "for the first time i was totally oblivious."
The "Silver Linings Playbook" star also revealed that she once modeled for clothing giant Abercrombie & Fitch, but the company never used her pictures because, apparently, she wasn't modeling, she was acting.
"I thought that overnight I just got really good at football and then I realized that they were model footballing and I was really playing football. So I was like, 'These guys SUCK!' and I ended up losing in the long run," she joked.
Whether she wins that lead actress Oscar or not, J-Law definitely gets the best late-night interviewee award from the Ministry.